person: yeah, im a fan of them.
me: do you listen to them non-stop for months?
me: do you wear all their merch shamelessly?
me: do you watch endless interviews of them repeatedly?
me: do you cry when they don't come to your city?
me: do you weep when they come to your city?
me: do you sob when you hear the sweet sultry tones of their voices?
me: do you stroke their faces on your screen lovingly everyday?
person: 
me: THEN YOU'RE NOT A FAN OK
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